Your guts a hairy mess it's just a broken-out disgrace, but I'd rather look at that then your friggin' ugly face The hermaphrodite lived in Kew Whom the local lads loved to screw. A beautiful girl was Hortense.
There once was a man named Keith Who circumcised men with his teeth He didn't do it for leisure Or sexual pleasure But to get to the cheese underneath. For two three-penny bits You could tickle her tits, But a shilling would get you some tail.
A copper from Old Clapham Junction, Whose organ had long ceased to function, Deceived his dear wife For the rest of her life With the aid of his constable's truncheon. An analytical mind is helpful. A strapping young golfer though good Just couldn't please his wife like he should So grabbing his putter Turned her twat into butter 'Fore knocking a slice with his wood.
But history, as everyone knows, is only half the story. A well-endowed man from Toledo Was cursed with excessive libido.
Farmer Gray mimeo. Driving hard for the worlds record, a new Super Sex to Sexty No. Homosexuality was not coined as a term until the 19th century and the ancient Greeks and Romans took for granted same sex love and the attraction of younger boys.
Despite her great howls He sucked out her bowels.
He shit in his bed. I simply can't fuck any more. M Faisal Riyad. An Aussie boxer, a yobo Was subjected to too many low blows; His voice changed it pitch So now he's a bitch A faggot, a queer, a homo!! This was not from compunction. When a sign on the door Read, 'Don't shit on the floor', He jumped up and shat on the ceiling.